Welcome to the United Federation of Wrestlers Website!


The UFW is an inter-species league of fearless warriors and brutish fiends.
Coming soon, biographies of all your favorite wrestling superstars:

The Crash Test Dummies! The Countessa!
Saddam Hussein! Cream Puff the fighting Poodle!
Cat-Man-Du (the Countessa's manager) and Crusher!


The Countessa

One of the UFW's most amazing fighting machines! The Countessa, or Rosa as her fifty million plus fans call her, was discovered by her manager, Cat-Man-Du, during a bar brawl in the Far East. He brought her to the United Federation of Wrestlers, and now the only thing that stands between her and the UFW Championship Belt is the mighty Crusher!


Coming soon - Rosa gives tips on
how to stay vibrantly beautiful!



IN THE RING WITH ROSA!